05.07.08

Recursive Spam Poem (found art)

Posted in geekiness, humor, language at 7:07 am by Dan

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03.28.08

Overheard in my living room

Posted in humor, television at 10:23 pm by Alison

“Oh my god it’s like ho-bag stalker high school!”
-Joe on “Rock of Love”

I don’t know what I find more troubling - the fact that we were actually watching “Rock of Love,” or the amount of time I just spent trying to decide if “ho-bag” is a hyphenate.

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03.19.08

Possibly the best Product Placement. Ever.

Posted in geekiness, photos at 11:07 am by Dan

When you make a product that looks distinctive, you can take advantage of serendipitous product placement opportunities. Check the second window from the left

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03.06.08

Security Theatre of the Absurd

Posted in family, humor, politics at 11:29 am by Alison

So last weekend Joe and Calvin and I all flew up to Central Connecticut/Western Mass. As is our usual habit, I wore Calvin in his mei tai through the airport. At Columbus, I had a sweater on over him, so we pretty much just looked like a fat woman with two heads. They did a quick pat-down - this has occasionally caused problems, since evidently you need special dispensation to do opposite-sex pat-downs - and sent us on our way. No big deal, right?

On the way back, coming out of Bradley, I didn’t have the sweater on, so Calvin was fully visible. The TSA made us take his shoes off to go through security.

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So, I am starting a poll: what do you think they were looking for in a pair of three-inch-long, soft-soled baby shoes?  The world’s shortest shiv? A minuscule amount of plastique? Actual pandas? Most entertaining answer gets a beverage of your choice next time I see you.

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02.16.08

Henry Ford would be proud

Posted in business, language at 12:35 pm by Alison

I don’t know how much the rest of y’all listen to NPR, but I have heard a number of shows sponsored by sitforless.com, “seller of all colors of the Herman Miller Aeron chair, including the new color, ‘True Black.’” Now, these sponsorships have been on the air for over a year. How new can it really be? Ignore that for a moment, though. Aren’t all Aeron chairs black?

I finally decided to check sitforless.com, and it turns out that, in fact, “True Black” is the only black option for the Aeron. The other color options are Zinc, Glacier, Quartz, Mineralite, Carbon, Lead, Nickel, Hematite, Steel, Platinum, and Pyrite.

Talk about a marketing department working overtime. Yes, chair shoppers everywhere, you can now buy your Aeron chair in black. And eleven different shades of gray.

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02.10.08

Not so much with the breaking of the ground

Posted in politics at 9:48 am by Dan

Quick (without googling): If Hillary Rodham Clinton were elected president, how many female heads of state would there be (leaving aside constitutional monarchs)?

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01.08.08

A new metric for calling an election

Posted in politics at 11:56 am by Alison

The baby primary:

http://www.slate.com/id/2181495?nav=wp

You’ll note that, although the Republican candidates tended to come up with cute nicknames for the baby, she saw right through them. Crying was directed entirely at Republican candidates, while the Dems (especially Kucinich and Obama) got a much happier response.

Based on these results, I call the Democratic primary in New Hampshire for Obama, and the Republican one for… maybe Romney, but not by much.

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12.19.07

Specially Designed to Make Joe’s Head Explode

Posted in fun, humor, music at 8:49 am by Michael

Grr…The YouTube plugin is dead again. Use the Scalzi link below to view this video until I can get it fixed.

Shamelessly cribbed from John Scalzi, who in turn snagged it from elsewhere. Thus goes the Interwebs.

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12.13.07

I can haz Magnetic Resonance Image

Posted in DC, family, pets at 4:03 pm by Dan

Lexy has had a rather large brain tumor removed this week, thanks to the wonders of modern medical technology and a sufficiently wealthy urban area to support a practice of veterinary specialists that includes a renowned feline and canine brain surgeon. She is recovering very very well, except for the baldness, and the fact that we’re not yet giving her full run of the house (but this is pissing her off, which is a great sign!).

From Lexy MRI

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12.06.07

Sign of the Day, children’s lit edition

Posted in humor, language at 12:04 pm by Alison

Currently available on Amazon:

I want Calvin to be an adventurous eater and to know how to cook and all, but…um…ick.

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